-- ODE TO TRUMP'S FANNY --
 
"WHAT A COZE
IS THIS BIZ;
YANK MY HOSE;
FOR SOME JIZ;
 
I'M A GRUNT
SUCH A TOAD.
DRY OLD CUNT
TILL I LOAD.
 
SHE'S A NUN
WHAT A PUMPKIN
SO MUCH FUN
AT THE BLUMPKIN
 
HITS THE SPOT
JUST TO DUMP
AWFULLY HAWT
T'IS MY FRUMP."