-- PRELAPSARIAN --

"OH DEAR 'TIS SO PLAIN. 
ORIGINAL SIN FOR ALL SEE. 
JUST FOR BEING SO VAIN. 
AND DISDAINFUL OF ME. 
MURDEROUS LIKE CAIN. 

SUCH A CROSS TO BEAR. 
E'RYONE SEEMS TO KNOW. 
THE *NEWS* IS EVERYWHERE. 
SHAME IS SUCH A BLOW. 
THEY'RE STARTING TO STARE."