-- PINOCCHIO'S PARADOX -- "THERE ONCE WAS A BOY. WHO COULD TALK CROW. AN EPIC BIG AS TOLSTOY. FANNY TICKLE, NOSE GROW. TWAS FOR LOVE OF RACH[I]EL. SO DID NOT REALLY CARE. OF ANY TRUTH TO COMPEL. NOR OF CONCEIT DESPAIR. VIVID PORTRAITS VAN GOGH. EACH TIME TRUTH DISPLACE. ONE DAY WAS MAD ENOUGH. TO CUT AN EAR SPITING FACE."