-- MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPERS --

"TRUMP IS OFF SOMEWHERES. 
FAKE NEWS HELTER SKELTER. 
EVERYONE CHANTS DESPAIRS. 
PARADES OF MUMMY HELPER. 

MELANIA HAS LOST SOME PAIRS. 
MIGHT HE WEAR 'EM AS WELTER?
PRANCING WITH SUCH AYRES.
SHIP OF STATE IN DEEP WATER."